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I Auditioned for American Ninja Warrior. Now What?

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So it’s been quite a while since you last saw me train. How have things been since? It’s been okay. Just okay. I wish that I could tell you that I went hardcore beast mode and I can salmon ladder my way up the Empire State Building. But, alas, I cannot. I strongly dislike making excuses, but the reality of the matter is that I have a full-time job, I stil[...]